Q:what are the best type of walks for glamorous cats.

A: catwalks.

poor boy

one day there is a boy and only has a head lo arms no body just a head so when he was 15 his dad took him to a bar and he asked for his first pint and he had his first sip and out came is body he then took another sip and out came is arms. then everyone shouted another sip then out came all of his body he was so happy he got out of his chair ran outside and didnt see the lorry coming he was ran over.

then barman said "he should have stopped meanwhile he was ahead".